Seriously, What CD?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Steve Ballmer Is a Filthy Liar

Do NOT listen to anything Steve Ballmer says, it's all lies. On Saturday, he said on his blog he would exclusively give his readers to beta test Windows SUTU (Super Ultimate Turbo Ultra) and the zLife Suite of apps, all they had to do was provide their email address. Well guess what, nobody contacted me about it.

They did contact me about cheap viagra and a referral for freeprozac.com. Sure, it's a good deal but WTF Ballmer? Such slimey tactics! Not cool!  DO NOT TRUST STEVE BALLMER. Oh yeah, and I am pretty sure he is Dvorak.